18 September 2007

The Frog Prince Story

Once upon a time, on a small island off of Japan’s coast called Shiraishi, there was a girl called Marie.

She was having the time of her life dancing the night away for her birthday that weekend with her friends. On her way home, her friend Kyosuke spotted a frog. He picked it up and Marie became very interested in the frog. In her tired and fatigued state, she thought to herself, “if I kiss this frog, it will turn into a prince”. So she kissed the frog and waited…and waited….and waited…, but there was no prince.

Kyosuke decided to put the frog on Marie’s head just to take a photo of her failed attempt at turning the frog into a prince, but instead, the frog did a big, huge wee all over Marie’s head and down her back. She wanted the frog to turn into a prince, and all she got in the end was a big, wet shower of frog’s wee! The moral of the story is, don’t tamper with nature or else it will get you back. Frogs DON’T turn into princes!

I think I will go down in the Guiness Book of Records as the first person who has ever been peed on by a frog! Lucky me! Let this be a lesson to be learned by all!

1 comment:

Lauren said...

That was one crazy night! so much fun though!